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I’m 41 years old and tonight I was carded, yet again, when buying a 12 pack of beer. That always makes me feel really awesome. I do not believe I look 21 but I must still fall under then “if they look 30 or under card them” rule. I LOVE IT!!! And the checker was in her late 50’s/early 60’s. I knew she was gonna ask me for ID the way she kept eyeballing the beer then me. And after she looked at my ID and put in the date she still continued to give me that look like she didn’t believe me. It’s me lady, really it is.

#21   #NOT 21   #STILL GETTING CARDED   #FUCK YES   #BEER   #LIQUOR   #PARTY TIME   
July 2014
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bewbies:

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

reblog this. no likes.

all will be promoted. you will gain 20+

good luck!

If I gain 20 I’ll be so elated. I am only 15 away from my next hundred. I never thought I’d have this many followers. I’m so happy!!! 15 more please… or 20, that would be good too.

July 2014
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obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

I actually prefer the word penis but that doesn’t work very well in a fanfic… So cock is next best. I don’t like dick because I use that as slang toward people who are being jerks, and it’s a name for humans.

July 2014
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liamsgirl44:

This is what I look like every time I see a half naked pic of Liam that boy sexually frustrates me to no end lol

hahaha!!! Love it.

liamsgirl44:

This is what I look like every time I see a half naked pic of Liam that boy sexually frustrates me to no end lol

hahaha!!! Love it.

July 2014
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HAPPY 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ONE DIRECTION!!! I'm here for the next four and hopefully many many more! 

incubecfrmmars:

I’m psychologically punishing myself, every. single. day.


Why did it take me so long to “discover” One Direction??? And sadly I wasn’t the one who “discovered” them, but it was my daughter who introduced me to them and even then it took me another 6-7 months before I finally let them in. When I…

July 2014
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Four Years of One Direction

4 YEARS!!! HAPPY 4 YEARS AND CONGRATS ZAYN, HARRY, LIAM, NIALL AND LOUIS. Love you boys more than you will ever know or understand.

July 2014
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adventurer-in-dreamland:

I apologize in advance for all of the One Direction posts you are going to see today. But, it’s their 4 year anniversary and these boys mean the world to me, so let me have this.

YOU GO GIRL!!! I can’t wait to see all the 4 year anniversary posts all over my dash today!

July 2014
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Anonymous asked

the link isnt working for me

bewbies:

https://vine.co/v/M2j3jawdhIA

This girl needs to be bitch slapped right in the face with a fucking metal chair! Why would you fucking brag about being a psychotic bitch that pisses of Harry Styles. Get a life! He is a human being not an exhibit at the zoo. For christsake people. Ugh I hate this kind of shit. HATE. IT.

July 2014
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hstuyles:

From the bottom of the stairs to the top of the world;

Five boys,Harry Styles,Liam Payne,Louis Tomlinson,Niall Horan and Zayn Malik ,each performed as solo artist in X-Factor.But fate had different plans for them. Were formed as a band ‘One Direction' on 23rd July,2010 by Simon Cowell. They won thousands of hearts in such a short duration and stood runner up in the contest. But this wasn’t the end of One Direction’s journey. Their first single ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ went a hit success followed by their first album ‘Up All Night’. This led to Up All Night tour in Europe,Australia as well as North America. Eventually,One Direction started winning millions of hearts from all over the world. Not only have they won awards from different award shows but also Global Success Award twice. Next came their second album Take Me Home followed by the second tour,Take Me Home Tour which added even more shows in different cities of the world including Tokyo,Japan. One Direction also has its own books including Where We Are and Dare To Dream. The band even launched their own fragrance, Our Moment and later This Moment. Their biggest hit was when they stepped into the film world. Their own 3D Movie ‘This Is Us’ was watched by millions all over the world,adding to their fame. But the most enjoyable event has to be the 7 hour live-stream on 23rd November,2013. The day was named ‘1DDAY’. Fans and celebrities all over the world participated in this joyous and endearing live-stream. The third album  Midnight Memories showed yet another hard-work of the boys where most of the songs were written by the boys themselves. Currently,One Direction is on the road for their first stadium tour ‘Where We Are Tour’. The band has performed numerous shows in Latin America and Europe. More shows are yet to be performed. But this is not all. During the beginning of Where We Are Tour, they announced their fourth world tour ‘On The Road Again’ for 2015. This covers the whole globe.Not to forget the fourth album which is due to be released by the end of 2014. Also One Direction’s another perfume named You & I is settled to be available soon. The young heartthrobs have yet to achieve more in the future.
Even after such a success and huge fame,the boys have stayed humble and down to earth. They care about their fans and do not take this fame for granted. Millions of girls have claimed how these young boys have changed their lives positively. Therefore, A MASSIVE THANK YOU ONE DIRECTION AND HAPPY 4TH ANNIVERSARY.

Congrats boys, congrats! So proud of you. So proud to call myself a fan!